I'm hosting a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, let me know.
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Very few things are as helpless as waking up before everybody else at a friend's house.
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The happy birthday song is 4 sentences, but when being sung it feels like it goes on forever.
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Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go
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As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are " I haven't started either"
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