You can't call it a betrayal when originally there was no loyalty.

When you give thieves your money, you can't complaint they robbed you.

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Can somebody tell me what's wrong with texting first or replying fast.

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If you have 12 followers on Instagram, you’re unpopular. If you have 12 followers in real life, you’re the messiah.

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Your handwriting is technically just your hands accent.

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Plastic is wonderful because it’s durable. Plastic is horrible because it’s durable.

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"the best books... are those that tell you what you know already"

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In movies people with drugs are always portrayed as super willing to give people drugs but irl nobody shares their damn drugs.

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with his voice,I fall in love with my name !

2 reasons I don't give money to homeless people:

1. They would spend it on alcohol.

2. I want to spend it on alcohol.
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My dream job is being unemployed and getting paid in six figures

The difference between a bitch and a girl is, a bitch won’t get offended reading this

Truth or Dare in middle school is more like “who do you like” or “do awkward sexual task”.

Know the difference between “situationship” and “relationship”

Never trust a fat doctor and a skinny chef

Life disappointments are harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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Ist day of relationship:
Girl breathes
BOY: careful babe it's polluted

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Females have special power ..theyget wet without water....they bleed without injury..they make boneless meat hard...n they can make males eat without cooking.

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The voice in your head also changes from a child's to an adult with you as you grow up.

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If my mouth don’t say it, my face definitely will.

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me: Nothing can stop me now

myself: *stops me*

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