Females have special power ..theyget wet without water....they bleed without injury..they make boneless meat hard...n they can make males eat without cooking.
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The voice in your head also changes from a child's to an adult with you as you grow up.
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Guess what's the worst part of continuous defeat? Getting used to losing. Getting used to that and forgetting how to win
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There's like a million different ways to say " I love you."
'Put your seat belt on'
'Get some rest'
'Did you eat?'
...you just have to listen
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'Put your seat belt on'
'Get some rest'
'Did you eat?'
...you just have to listen
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The image you see in the mirror and the voice you hear while talking is not how the rest of world sees and hears you.
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The simple existence of sugar and salt should have taught us not to judge by appearance.
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That moment when your chair makes farting noise and you can't make that noise again to prove you didn't fart 😭😭
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Forwarded from 000
What’s all this Fucking Drama I thought I got in a relationship Not the damn cinema.
#ISaidWhatISaid
✒︎@WhuSaid🤷🏽♂️
#ISaidWhatISaid
✒︎@WhuSaid🤷🏽♂️
Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighter🎯)
Chicken or Egg, which one comes first?
If you believe in God, obviously God created chickens first
If you believe in Evolution, still chickens are first to evolve
End of the argument!
If you believe in God, obviously God created chickens first
If you believe in Evolution, still chickens are first to evolve
End of the argument!
Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighter🎯)
*When visiting someone sick
Americans: Get well soon
British: Wishing you speedy recovery
Ethiopian: I know someone who died with that same illness
Americans: Get well soon
British: Wishing you speedy recovery
Ethiopian: I know someone who died with that same illness