Truth or Dare in middle school is more like “who do you like” or “do awkward sexual task”.

Know the difference between “situationship” and “relationship”

Never trust a fat doctor and a skinny chef

Life disappointments are harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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Ist day of relationship:
Girl breathes
BOY: careful babe it's polluted

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Females have special power ..theyget wet without water....they bleed without injury..they make boneless meat hard...n they can make males eat without cooking.

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The voice in your head also changes from a child's to an adult with you as you grow up.

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If my mouth don’t say it, my face definitely will.

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me: Nothing can stop me now

myself: *stops me*

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I have my drug dealer on speed dial.

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Guess what's the worst part of continuous defeat? Getting used to losing. Getting used to that and forgetting how to win

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There's like a million different ways to say " I love you."
'Put your seat belt on'
'Get some rest'
'Did you eat?'

...you just have to listen

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Sometimes you need to burn bridges to stop yourself from crossing them again

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Dear God

Whatever Bill Gates said when he prayed
Amen 🙏😭

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Teachers be like
Tomorrow we doing unprepared speech. Please prepare yourself

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The image you see in the mirror and the voice you hear while talking is not how the rest of world sees and hears you.

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Those ምስኪን ፍተሻ guards never find what they're looking for

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The simple existence of sugar and salt should have taught us not to judge by appearance.

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That moment when your chair makes farting noise and you can't make that noise again to prove you didn't fart 😭😭

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The way I cross roads... Man iono how a car hasn't hit me at least ONCE.

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