If you say the word "robe" over and over again, it turns into the word "bro".

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Teacher: I want drop silence in the class
No one:

Backbenchers: Meow 🧐😂

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Things I do when I need to study
❎Study
✅Tell everyone I have to study
😐

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If you’re over 25, it’s illegal to say you’re “super-excited” about anything

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a punch

The bartender says “Sir, if you wanna punch, you gotta get in line.”
The guy looks around but there is no punch line

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Repeat with me

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood

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People are embarrassed about buying condoms in public, yet getting laid is seen as badge of honor.

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.
Barney Stinson

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People don't make sex noises at the gym, they make gym noises during sex.

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Not all goodbyes are sad

Eg: Goodbye ,class 👐

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When you start seeing your worth, you'll stop seeing people who don't.

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Never do a wrong thing to make a friend or to keep one

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What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones?

Skele tons!
Stay spooky my dudes

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what's ማስቲካ made of
no one :
Ethiopians : የ ዉሻ አንጀት 🗣🗣
🚶🚶

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Teacher: I'm talking!

Me: I'm talking too!

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"y'all broke up?"

first of all he broke, i'm up

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Be careful who you vent to , a listening ear can also be a running mouth.

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Say it quick

Red robin, the red river rat, ran right round the rabbit's rickety rocking chair, and rubbed his rosy, rusty, red rump on the rumpled red rug

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In truth or dare you can dare someone to tell u the truth...

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You know what really hurts? when everything is on sale but you're still too poor to buy anything.

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Her: Have you ever done it on a motorcycle?

Me: done what? Riding while talking on phone or what, i dont get it, sorry

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