Dear LOL, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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Awkward moment when you wave and smile at someone but they dont see you.

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different person when she texting,
guess her heart was hurting.

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It is both a blessing and a curse to feel everything so very deeply

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5656

Tele: Dear Customer, your balance is insufficient for this service.

Me: sigh

Tele:

Me:

Tele:

Me:

Tele: Guess what demo

Me: Eee

Tele: your balance is insufficient for this service.

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7th grade:

can i borrow ur pencil?

-sure

*erases using the rubber at the back of the pencil

-doNT Rub WItH wiTH THaT, ILL gIve U a rUBBer

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“So how’s school going?” Is adult code for “no idea how to communicate with young people on their terms but feel obligated to include them in conversation anyway."

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92% people type things into ”Google” to see if they spelled them correctly.


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Nobody:
Me: feel how cold my hands are

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How does the the human brain ignore the second the?

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The saying, "You can't judge a book by its cover" is a slap in the face to graphic designers.

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I remember when in the good old days the hardest thing about having a baby was choosing a name.

Nowadays, it's choosing a gender.

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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
― Lou Holtz
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Be my baby....I'll look after you!

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God's not too slow
We are too impatient

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A homeless person could commit a serious crime and most likely be given a better quality of life than when they were on the street.

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Wife: *showing off her dresses* which one is better?
Me: you dont mind if i say anything
Wife: yea
Me: i fucked your sister

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If you can't convince them

Confuse them.

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Me:* gets out of the shower feeling fresh*
mom: ምንድነው በ አመድ ነዉ እንዴ የታጠብከዉ??

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Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.

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