A homeless person could commit a serious crime and most likely be given a better quality of life than when they were on the street.
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Wife: *showing off her dresses* which one is better?
Me: you dont mind if i say anything
Wife: yea
Me: i fucked your sister
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Me: you dont mind if i say anything
Wife: yea
Me: i fucked your sister
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The spiritual life is first of all a life. It is not merely something to be known and studied, it is to be lived. -Thoughts in Solitude.
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Two reasons why you can't argue with your girlfriend
1. She will win anyway
2. You don't have a girlfriend
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1. She will win anyway
2. You don't have a girlfriend
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you think ignoring me would hurt me anymore? I've been ignored by my own brains during tests & exams & I still didn't die so imma live on ✊
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My therapist told me " write letters to the people you hate and then burn them". Did that, but now i dont know....what to do with the letters
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I desperately needed a massive shit on the train today but there were no toilets in sight and none onboard so I just sat there and held it for about 20 minutes.
The woman sitting opposite looked at me in disgust and said, "Is that a poo in your hand?"
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The woman sitting opposite looked at me in disgust and said, "Is that a poo in your hand?"
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Car companies always advertise how quickly their cars go from 0-100 but not 100-0, even though it's a lot more important.
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