Good morning ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Every night I play a game called, " should I pee or can I hold it till morning?"

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Taking a walk with mom is nice but be ready to greet the whole kebele

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Nurse: I think the patient is dead

Me: let's se, hmmm አዲስ በድብቅ የተቀረፀ የዳናይትን የራቁት ቪዲዬ ለማየት....

Nurse: What....

Me: shhhhh

Łįl Dõpí böî šwæg: *coughs and wake up

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We don't really hear rain fall; we hear rain land.

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Make it clear...
If you want sex or relationship or somebody to talk to or just for time pass
But don't use someone...I repeat ...don't use someone

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Ever noticed that " lol " looks like habesha toilet seat?

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They will keep on threatening you but as long as they aren't able to cut off your legs, keep moving

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It is both a blessing and a curse to feel everything so very deeply

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If you die in the same hospital in which you were born, your average velocity would be zero

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Friend: wanna hear a joke?
Me: sure
Friend: job
Me: I didn't get it
Friend: exactly

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No one pays you more attention than that friend waiting for a half cigarette

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Welcome to telegram where people date and breakup without meeting

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If I fall asleep texting you, it’s because I didn’t want to say goodbye. ☺️☺️

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Someone is going through your pics telling their friends you don't even look that nice in person

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He blocked me, I called him and begged him to unblock me. He unblocked me, now I blocked him. EGO satisfied

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women are all like “i'm mad that you're mad that i'm mad”

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I don't beg. Even when my nose is blocked, I breath with my mouth

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That awkward moment when someone's voice doesn't match their appearance

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My doctor friend said .. A patient cured is a customer lost...
Now am scared for real

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I've been wondering why we have a lot of birthdays this November. Then I remember that you are all products of valentine's day

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