They will keep on threatening you but as long as they aren't able to cut off your legs, keep moving

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It is both a blessing and a curse to feel everything so very deeply

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If you die in the same hospital in which you were born, your average velocity would be zero

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Friend: wanna hear a joke?
Me: sure
Friend: job
Me: I didn't get it
Friend: exactly

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No one pays you more attention than that friend waiting for a half cigarette

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Welcome to telegram where people date and breakup without meeting

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If I fall asleep texting you, it’s because I didn’t want to say goodbye. ☺️☺️

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Someone is going through your pics telling their friends you don't even look that nice in person

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He blocked me, I called him and begged him to unblock me. He unblocked me, now I blocked him. EGO satisfied

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women are all like “i'm mad that you're mad that i'm mad”

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I don't beg. Even when my nose is blocked, I breath with my mouth

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That awkward moment when someone's voice doesn't match their appearance

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My doctor friend said .. A patient cured is a customer lost...
Now am scared for real

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I've been wondering why we have a lot of birthdays this November. Then I remember that you are all products of valentine's day

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If you dislike someone, dislike them alone. Don't recruit others to join your case

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What if life is the dream and when we die, we wake up 🤔🤔

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ሰአት ስንት ነው?

-25 ጉዳይ

Me:

The person:

Me:

The person:

*still holding eye contact

Me:

The person:

Me: ለስንት godammit!!

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The beauty industry

For men: this can be used as shampoo, body wash, lotion, face wash,toothpaste, mouthwash

For her: we've specially formulated this moisturizer for your left elbow

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The closest I get to spa day is when the steam from boiling tea smacks me in the face.

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Can we have a moment of silence for all those good hair days where no one important saw you.

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Homeless people are not the problem. They are the result of the problem

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