The difference between a bitch and a girl is, a bitch won’t get offended reading this
Truth or Dare in middle school is more like “who do you like” or “do awkward sexual task”.
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*Presenting in class*
My Brain: Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me: *thanks for getting this “GOLDEN” opportunity...
My Brain: Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me: *thanks for getting this “GOLDEN” opportunity...
Ohhh Yes! Arki new... Esssay! ... ooh Hiwot....Eden genet....Fikerrrr....Cool...!!
Am talking about our bottled water, nothing sexual
Am talking about our bottled water, nothing sexual
2 reasons I don't give money to homeless people:
1. They would spend it on alcohol.
2. I want to spend it on alcohol.
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1. They would spend it on alcohol.
2. I want to spend it on alcohol.
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If you work for yourself, you are a permanent employee of your self that you will never get fired.
But
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You gonna starve, broken down, humiliated, and sometimes you might even become hopeless!
But it worth it! It worth every bits of sweat, disappointment and rejection!
It worth it! Trust me it worth it!
But
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You gonna starve, broken down, humiliated, and sometimes you might even become hopeless!
But it worth it! It worth every bits of sweat, disappointment and rejection!
It worth it! Trust me it worth it!
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Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighter🎯)
If your mere existence put a little smile on people, you worth living!
Why you call him እምዬ ሚኒልክ? This gender fluid shit gotta stop!
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Know the difference between “situationship” and “relationship”
Guys please motivate those “Hi” and “Hellos” in my inbox , I have like 200 messages saying hello/Hi.
Don’t let that Hi/ Hello remain naked add something interesting to it. That’s why I don’t Reply coz it’s just too Dry.
Don’t let that Hi/ Hello remain naked add something interesting to it. That’s why I don’t Reply coz it’s just too Dry.
Short guys act like everything is okay but deep down they also want high heels. 😂✊
do you still remember chilling with your ex giving name to your unborn babies?? 😂
don't scroll down i'm talking to you😕
don't scroll down i'm talking to you😕
*Wearing a belt:
Pros
-very cute
-keeps your pants up
Cons
-if you don’t get it undone fast enough you will pee yourself
Pros
-very cute
-keeps your pants up
Cons
-if you don’t get it undone fast enough you will pee yourself
What is sexier?
A woman who makes you think?
Or a woman who makes you laugh?
A woman who makes you think?
Or a woman who makes you laugh?
I'm only responsible for what I say...
Not what you think you understood what was inferred.
Not what you think you understood what was inferred.