So condoms are free on campus but printing isn't. So is sex more important than my assignment?😒🤨
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boys can't control their 25 percent sex felling but girls can hold their 75 percent.
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Farting is one of the few things everyone universally has in common, yet is one of the most universally embarrassing acts.
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The best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he's in prison
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What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven't happened yet
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Facebook is predominantly blue because Mark Zuckerberg is red green colorblind and blue is the "richest color" that he can see
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If it won't matter in 5 years, don't spend more than 5 minutes getting angry about it..
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