The best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he's in prison
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What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven't happened yet
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Facebook is predominantly blue because Mark Zuckerberg is red green colorblind and blue is the "richest color" that he can see
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If it won't matter in 5 years, don't spend more than 5 minutes getting angry about it..
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We hate 5 second unskippable ads, but we like 30 seconds ads we can skip after 5 seconds.
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When you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like I don't know what to tell you man
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