Farting is one of the few things everyone universally has in common, yet is one of the most universally embarrassing acts.

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The best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he's in prison

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What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven't happened yet

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Me everytime I pass by a mirror
"Yish"

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Facebook is predominantly blue because Mark Zuckerberg is red green colorblind and blue is the "richest color" that he can see

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If it won't matter in 5 years, don't spend more than 5 minutes getting angry about it..

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Don't tell me you need me
If don't believe it.

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Be your self ,you deserve better.

Effort is sexy!

We hate 5 second unskippable ads, but we like 30 seconds ads we can skip after 5 seconds.

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Are you really happy or are you trying?

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In the end we only regret the chances we didn't take

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