Sorry I wasn't around
Had to walk for a walk

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Take me back to the night we met.🌃

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*Poses like a duck that's choking while smiling and gets 123 likes on Instagram*

*Adds "model" to my bio*

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First date*

Me: which fruit do u like most?

Her: apple

Me: *trying to impress her "So what do you think we would look like if Adams apple were from the back of our neck?

Her:

Me:

Her:*stand up and walk away

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"Baby I want you back"

Me talking to the money that I spent for nothing.

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I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not, and I loved you more

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I think it's beautiful
the way you sparkle
when you talk about
the things you love

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I saw the way you looked at me and realized, maybe this is what it feels like to be found

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At one point in time, blinking during a photograph was a very expensive mistake.

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I have a feeling that my next set of sperms contains the future PM of Ethiopia ..any available lady to help me save Ethiopia?

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My girl is so hot : ሾርባ ስትበላ ሾርባው እሷ እስክትቀዘቅዝ ነው ሚጠብቀው.

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Bra on = (••)
Bra off= (¿¿)

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Wife:- Honey, do you think I gained weight?

Husband:- No, I think the living room got smaller.

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A condition called ' false awakening' occurs when you're dreaming that you've woken up, but still are in deep sleep

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I'd miss a thousand sunsets just to look at your eyes🖤.

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Being a meteorologist is probably one of the only jobs where you can consistently fail and not get fired.

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"Only Small penis peeing area" would do a great job than "Peeing is prohibited".

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What inspires you to get up everyday in the morning?

Me: my bladder

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Short person: i think am falling for her

Me: you mean you are rolling for her

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You are lying if you say you've never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and you were deeply dissapointed you delete it and pretend it never happened.

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