I have a feeling that my next set of sperms contains the future PM of Ethiopia ..any available lady to help me save Ethiopia?

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My girl is so hot : ሾርባ ስትበላ ሾርባው እሷ እስክትቀዘቅዝ ነው ሚጠብቀው.

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Bra on = (••)
Bra off= (¿¿)

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Wife:- Honey, do you think I gained weight?

Husband:- No, I think the living room got smaller.

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A condition called ' false awakening' occurs when you're dreaming that you've woken up, but still are in deep sleep

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I'd miss a thousand sunsets just to look at your eyes🖤.

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Being a meteorologist is probably one of the only jobs where you can consistently fail and not get fired.

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"Only Small penis peeing area" would do a great job than "Peeing is prohibited".

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What inspires you to get up everyday in the morning?

Me: my bladder

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Short person: i think am falling for her

Me: you mean you are rolling for her

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You are lying if you say you've never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and you were deeply dissapointed you delete it and pretend it never happened.

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No one:

My dick while am in class: aight am gonna stretch now

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No one:

Girl with cold hands: feel how cold my hands are

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Boring Classes have given more time for young artists to practice drawing at an early age.

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If pretty girls moan during sex do the ugly ones roar🤔

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Short couples can't 69 they ea

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Wow they ask lots of questions when donating blood!

"Where did you get it? Is it human? Why do you have so many jars of it?"

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*me flirting*

Me: let me sniff shiro powder off dem titties

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Depressed person: i feel numb and dead
Me: since our outer layer skin cells are dead,aren't we all dead
Depressed person:
Me:

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Every time I look in the mirror I see a person I truly hate

And then I realize it's not a mirror, it's a window

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