It’s some people’s job to animate boobs for children’s movies.

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Then suddenly she is everything

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This dude looks like he skipped leg day for so long and now he looks like an improper fraction.

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I am always 100% myself. Unless I have a ጉንፋን, then I'm 50% ቀንድ አውጣ

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“Dad, I’m so excited. I got a B in reading!”

Dad: That’s a D, idiot.

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Date a girl that would always respect your wife

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That empty space in your bed is better than having wrong person next to you

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I pray you heal from things no one ever apologized for

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If Adam and Eve had argument, it would've been a World War.

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A boob, a vagina and an asshole are debating as to who is the greatest of them all.

Boob: I give milk to new born babies and I’m attractive to the opposite sex, that’s why I’m the greatest.

Vagina: I give birth to babies and I accommodate the opposite sex, that’s why I’m the greatest.

Now it's your turn to speak.

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I know you are excited to see me
but the yelling is a bit excessive.

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Do something amazing.

Adults are probably spanked more often than children nowadays.

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Home is where you trust the toilet sit

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You can have a nice English name but your sur name will drag you back to Africa

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No one is more mad to see you grow than the person you left behind.

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crying without tears.

FACT: There aint no naked እብድ on the streets wiz a small dick.

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