If Adam and Eve had argument, it would've been a World War.

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A boob, a vagina and an asshole are debating as to who is the greatest of them all.

Boob: I give milk to new born babies and I’m attractive to the opposite sex, that’s why I’m the greatest.

Vagina: I give birth to babies and I accommodate the opposite sex, that’s why I’m the greatest.

Now it's your turn to speak.

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I know you are excited to see me
but the yelling is a bit excessive.

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Do something amazing.

Adults are probably spanked more often than children nowadays.

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Home is where you trust the toilet sit

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You can have a nice English name but your sur name will drag you back to Africa

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No one is more mad to see you grow than the person you left behind.

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crying without tears.

FACT: There aint no naked እብድ on the streets wiz a small dick.

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That awkward moment when you're in super deep thought, then 3 minutes later you realize you're staring directly at someone

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An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour. But it'll take her a week to pack for three days vacation

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Ethiopians with iPhone act like they don't have pocket or handbags when walking around the streets

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Old man : excuse me young lady👨🏾‍🦳

Me: sorry, i have a grandpa😏

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Ima say what I want until the day somebody beats my ass then ima say what I want with a BLACK EYE.

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Principal me coming
awarding me to school
For 100% everyday attendance to see my
crush

🤝

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Kindness is a discipline, not a trait.

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