*Movie turns out great

Producers: Why don't we make another part and ruin it

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After break up

Girls: *likes sad quotes on IG

Boys: *Starts following random girls and likes booty pics

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If you pay me I'll show up to ur funeral but stand really far away hold a black umbrella regardless the weather, so that people think you died with dark and interesting secret.

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If you haven't found your Eve or Adam by now, then you are probably the snake

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Effort is important but knowing where to make an effort is important

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Why don't you delete the music you always skip on the phone.

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During sex, men are concentrating on holding off orgasm while women are focusing on achieving it.

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don’t let someone get comfortable disrespecting you.

shut it down.

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*1st night

Wife: Please, not today. Let's celebrate our honeymoon only after we understand each other.
Husband: My 'under' is already 'standing' for you!

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If you’re not dating to marry,then you’re dating for heartbreak. Let that sink in.

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Stay hydrated.

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If I Say I Will Never Leave
I Mean It, I Will End Up With You.

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