The girl I've been praying to have sex with died today.

On the plus side, I got a job at the local mortuary.

God works in mysterious ways.

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There have been nearly 3000 God's so far b/t only yours actually exist.
The others are silly made up nonsense.
But not yours.
Yours is real

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We got dreams and the right to chase em

J cole

When you fall in love with the words, it doesn’t mean you know the writer.

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መስማት ከሚፈልገዉ በላይ ለሰዉ ከነገርከዉ፣
ጠላት መባል እንደምትችል ቀድመህም እወቀዉ።

#pamfalon
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"እንክ ሰላምታ"

"በምንታ?"

"በ አልዛይመር"

"ምን አለ በ አልዛይመር?"

"እንካ ሰላምታ?"

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Basket player dies*
People who didn't even know him: he was like my father.

#Myhabesha
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Girls: Cat is better
Boys: Dog is better

Chinese: food is food

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"Hate is heavy, let it go."

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My Bae is so handsome😋, looking invisible and shit

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Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two-faced, it's called growing up

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What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.

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I’m selling my dead batteries.

They’re free of charge if you’re interested.

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Most people who use wikipedia have never seen its front-page.

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If the relieved feeling of emptying your bladder/intestines would last 6 hours, nobody would have any interest in drugs.

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"ቻይና እቃ ላስጭን ሄጄ..." የሚል ጅንጀና ላልተወሰነ ጊዜ ሊቀር ነው ማለት ነው።

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