Every friend has told her friend"goo talk to him bitchhh he got money"😂😂

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Its easy to be nice.

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On a Job interview

Me: Hello,am here for the job interview

The manager: Great. Do you have experience?

Me: Yes,this is my 20th interview

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Tradition is peer pressure from dead people

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I was driving on the highway with my wife, and she said, “Hey, you missed a right!”

I said, “Thanks babe. You MRS. Right.”

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Everything that you cared about becomes meaningless at some point.

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When travelling on foot, we walk because we're too lazy to run, but in video games, we sprint because we're too lazy to walk.

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You can't die in the living room

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Depression require time to conduct
So busy ur self

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I still have shirts that smells like you 🥀

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Nobody is busier than a person who don't want you

"Let me sneeze Ima call you back"