I sat with my anger long enough, until she told me her real name was grief

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She love me for me.

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This morning I was beat up by a woman in an elevator.

I was staring at her tits, and she said, "Could you please press one." So I did.

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A magician that explains how magic tricks are done is more interesting than a magician doing regular magic tricks.

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Be a nice human.

Usain Bolt's professional running career probably totaled less than an hour.

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Day 234 with out sex the ፊደል "ወ" looking really good.

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Quick replies from the wrong person is headache


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Millions of women all over the world are waking up pregnant this morning.

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The quote "What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger", stops making sense after the age of 50.

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Different doesn't mean wrong.

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why tf niggas think rapping is da only way out bitch we need some plumbers & shit out here

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Too many people getting older but not many growing up

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We're all a broken, in our own ways - In places no one might see.

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Scars are tattoos with better stories.

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Your comfort zone will kill you.

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I couldn't get in to see a doctor,

So I went to the airport, mentioned Al Queda, and got a free x-ray, breast exam and colonoscopy.

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Pleasure is a false god.

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Everyone told sam not to sing.
But samsung anyway

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