Focus on the things u gained beside weight, like sitting all day without putting bra on😉

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Baby, you always get me so fucking wet... said my ዣንጥላ

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Any ladies who want to chill tomorrow I've got sanitizers.

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I asked my North Korean friend, “what’s it like to live in North Korea?”

He responded, “can’t complain.”

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Reading must look bizarre to cats. You get a flat thing, you stare at the flat thing, and then get upset when the cat tries to entertain you by sitting on the flat thing.

We need Ross's Unagi right now.

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Within a month we'll be suspicious of people with nice haircuts.

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She is bored and texting you,but you fell head over heals for her.

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I hate finding out things that you were supposed to tell me.

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Hey fools today is your day. Are you still in the mood for jokes.

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We're too grown to fake feelings.

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Love was the most powerful weapon.
These days Music is powerful than love.

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Habeshas on twitter ይቆላቸዋል

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We never stop clapping. The gaps between the claps are just longer sometimes.

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Brain: we're sad today
Me: why?
Brain: i said we sad today!

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I was doing a pretend job interview with my 6 year old daughter and I asked her, “where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

She said: “in a mirror”

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Butts are the only thing you hit to show how much you like them.

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Once quarantine is over

My friends: “You wan-“

Me: “I'm down”

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If you are the oldest child, you were once the favorite child.

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Breakfast can't be skipped, only delayed. @deepthoughts2

If you don't swallow your pride, you're not thirsty enough for her love.

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