Within a month we'll be suspicious of people with nice haircuts.

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She is bored and texting you,but you fell head over heals for her.

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I hate finding out things that you were supposed to tell me.

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Hey fools today is your day. Are you still in the mood for jokes.

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We're too grown to fake feelings.

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Love was the most powerful weapon.
These days Music is powerful than love.

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Habeshas on twitter ይቆላቸዋል

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We never stop clapping. The gaps between the claps are just longer sometimes.

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Brain: we're sad today
Me: why?
Brain: i said we sad today!

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I was doing a pretend job interview with my 6 year old daughter and I asked her, “where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

She said: “in a mirror”

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Butts are the only thing you hit to show how much you like them.

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Once quarantine is over

My friends: “You wan-“

Me: “I'm down”

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If you are the oldest child, you were once the favorite child.

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Breakfast can't be skipped, only delayed. @deepthoughts2

If you don't swallow your pride, you're not thirsty enough for her love.

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Telling a woman you love her while treating her like shit is abuse.

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Money can't buy love, but it can give you more opportunities to find it.

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What if John Cena has stared in a bunch of Ethiopian films but we just can't see him?

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What day is it?

You are still thinking aren't you?,

yeah me too

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People think that “queue” is just “q” followed by 4 silent letters

But those letters aren’t silent.

They’re just waiting their turn.

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Whats the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?

An amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!"

A professional thief says, "Sign here please."

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