What is 6.9?
A good thing ruined by a period.

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The most dangerous sicknesses are those that make us believe we are well.

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*Day who even keeps count anymore in Quarantine*

Operator: 911, what's your emergency?

Me: Hey girl, it's me again. So, whatcha doing? እና ምን አዲስ ነገር አለ?

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I have a question to all men. Why do you wear a belt if the jeans will be below your ass?

Me: the same reason why you girls bring purse on a date and don't pay?

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Life without f is just lie.

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Staring contest.

Go

0.0

-.-

I win! You blinked ha!

I'm Asian you
racist bastard!

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Smelling your farts puts them back inside of you.

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Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls.

Sadly, I was in the women’s bathroom.

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Horny texting is worse than drunk texting because you are aware of your actions but just don’t care.

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We all die in the end.

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The more effort you put into your clothing, the higher the likelihood others will want to see you without clothes.

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When a girl is on her period and she sits on the table, it become periodic table.

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A chicken is one of the only animals you can eat before its born and after it's dead.

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I'm not saying "lol" anymore I'm saying "laugh out loud" I got time to type it out.

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Nothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt.

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Habeshan parents notice your fake friend before you do.

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The longest distance you will ever find is not between the earth and the sky or between two stars, it is the distance between your heart and mind.

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Never regret! If it was good... it's a memory, If it was bad... it's an experience.

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People with dimples probably hate the masks most.

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Not being gold digger and not getting the chance to be one is different

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When I was a child I thought the "adult drink" was coffee
When i became a teenager I thought the " adult drink" was beer
As an adult, I've realised the "adult drink" is in fact... water

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