Horny texting is worse than drunk texting because you are aware of your actions but just don’t care.

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We all die in the end.

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The more effort you put into your clothing, the higher the likelihood others will want to see you without clothes.

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When a girl is on her period and she sits on the table, it become periodic table.

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A chicken is one of the only animals you can eat before its born and after it's dead.

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I'm not saying "lol" anymore I'm saying "laugh out loud" I got time to type it out.

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Nothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt.

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Habeshan parents notice your fake friend before you do.

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The longest distance you will ever find is not between the earth and the sky or between two stars, it is the distance between your heart and mind.

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Never regret! If it was good... it's a memory, If it was bad... it's an experience.

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People with dimples probably hate the masks most.

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Not being gold digger and not getting the chance to be one is different

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When I was a child I thought the "adult drink" was coffee
When i became a teenager I thought the " adult drink" was beer
As an adult, I've realised the "adult drink" is in fact... water

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That's the way she feels , she loves but she doesn't trust . It's a paradox I guess .

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We are not made to be free

"Once your start accepting your flaws people can no longer use it as a weapon against you!"

make your weakness your biggest strength.

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The walls of your room looks more interesting, when you have to study

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Friend: money aside, what would really make you happy right now?

Me: that money you put aside

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You will never be sure about which day you were born. You just have to trust everyone.

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I'm having a coronavirus Star Wars sex party tonight.

I'll be hands solo.

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Not everyone you lose is a loss.

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