Black thing

Piano

Caterpillar

Breath

SEE O DOUBLE YOU

Thanks all for the participation🙌

Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed…

2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

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*Burns calories*

*Calories start screaming*

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If you wanna shine like sun
You must burn like it‼

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That awkward moment when you both are typing, So you stop and let them talk first, but they do the same.

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The only things we know about serial killers are things we know about serial killers who got caught.

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I'm ugly fine.I'm cute but you can't be starting at me too long because you will start noticing shit

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Earth travels 1.6 million miles per day. Yesterday’s problems are literally 1.6 million miles away.

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Females are so extra dramatic when they get mad. Everything is "Bye" "Delete my number" "i'm done" "i hate you" "You wont hear from me anymore" "Have a blessed life" "Leave me alone" and then they sit there waiting for reply.

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When i had all the answers
The question changed.

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Replacing the W with T in What, When and Where answers those phrases.

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How do you open a parachute?

I need answers quickly please.

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Take nothing for granted just because the sun will rise tomorrow doesn't mean you will

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