When i had all the answers
The question changed.

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Replacing the W with T in What, When and Where answers those phrases.

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How do you open a parachute?

I need answers quickly please.

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Take nothing for granted just because the sun will rise tomorrow doesn't mean you will

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"But who prays for Satan? Who, in 21 centuries,has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
-Mark twain
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The less seriously you take yourself on the internet, the more fun you have.

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Relax you are just overthinking.

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I can cut a piece of wood in two pieces just by looking at it.

It may seem impossible, but I saw it with my own two eyes

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Having the name fikr
must be hard
U don't know if someone is flirting with u or calling u

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Toilet papers is sold out everywhere due to assholes

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A very loud, unattractive, mean, nasty woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone would fuck you twice ..."

Always give fat people wrong directions, these people need to exercise.

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Usually, girls don’t know how to respond to an insult because they’re only used to compliments from their girl friends, while guys don’t know how to respond to a compliment because they’re only used to insults from their guy friends.

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Damn the only time ምላሴ የማይተሳሰረው is when responding to an insult

Me:*prepares breakfast

Dad:ምንድነው ዛሬ ቁርሥ🙂
me: ፍርፍር ነው ...እኔ የሠራሁ...

Dad:ዳቦ በ ሻይ ነገር የለም😶

😑

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These two dogs started barking at my dog and I couldn't let my boi be outnumbered so I started barking too

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At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket & throw it in the crowd to see who's next

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I don't care😞 if I got 300 unread messages. If the person I really wanna talk to ain't hitting me up. My phone is considered dry af

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"Only Small penis peeing area" would do a great job than "Peeing is prohibited".

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Almost half of you guys are depressed home and this is not good number. I tried to prepare you this writing that i thought it could help.