Earth travels 1.6 million miles per day. Yesterday’s problems are literally 1.6 million miles away.
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Females are so extra dramatic when they get mad. Everything is "Bye" "Delete my number" "i'm done" "i hate you" "You wont hear from me anymore" "Have a blessed life" "Leave me alone" and then they sit there waiting for reply.
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Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighter🎯)
Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighter🎯)
Take nothing for granted just because the sun will rise tomorrow doesn't mean you will
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"But who prays for Satan? Who, in 21 centuries,has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
-Mark twain
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-Mark twain
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I can cut a piece of wood in two pieces just by looking at it.
It may seem impossible, but I saw it with my own two eyes
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It may seem impossible, but I saw it with my own two eyes
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Having the name fikr
must be hard
U don't know if someone is flirting with u or calling u
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must be hard
U don't know if someone is flirting with u or calling u
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A very loud, unattractive, mean, nasty woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone would fuck you twice ..."
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone would fuck you twice ..."
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Usually, girls don’t know how to respond to an insult because they’re only used to compliments from their girl friends, while guys don’t know how to respond to a compliment because they’re only used to insults from their guy friends.
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Usually, girls don’t know how to respond to an insult because they’re only used to compliments from their girl friends, while guys don’t know how to respond to a compliment because they’re only used to insults from their guy friends. @deepthoughts2
Damn the only time ምላሴ የማይተሳሰረው is when responding to an insult
These two dogs started barking at my dog and I couldn't let my boi be outnumbered so I started barking too
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At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket & throw it in the crowd to see who's next
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