Major part of parenting is pretending to be excited by very boring things.

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Apparently, Indians use only their right hands to eat because they wipe their bottoms with their left hands.

Personally, I don't eat while I'm having a shit.

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An identical twin getting plastic surgery must be insulting to the other twin.

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Why is Dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can’t C in the Dark

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A major milestone in men's maturity is when they stop putting up with annoying ladies just because they're hot.

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Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it.

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The dumbest thing we wished for growing up was to be an adult.

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Be a nice human.

You trust the bank with all of your money and finances, but they don’t even trust you not to take their 5 birr pens.

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Eid-Mubarak my muslim subscribers.

*first date

Her: I love bad boys

Me: *trying to impress her* my mom doesn't know where I am

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Unconditional love is wonderful. Unconditional support is dangerous.

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The most depressing job in the world must be the person who adds audience laughter to sitcoms.

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The selfies you delete from your phone is the real you.

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They have George Bush
We have ከበ Bush

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Only habesha girls will hold a grudge against a male actor because of what he did in movie.

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Me with my therapist*

Me: Breathes*
Mytherapist: Ahaaaaa
Me: Hmmmmmmmm
Mytherapist: Ahhaaaaa, so see you next week.

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You know you're broke when you type *807# bye default to recharge your balance.

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*Standing on the verge of mountain
Person:hello
Echoes:hello,hello,hello
Person:wuuuuhuuuu
Echoes:wuuuhuuu,wuuuhuuu,wuuuuhuuuu
Person:I love you
Echoes:

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My girl is so hot : ሾርባ ስትበላ ሾርባው እሷ እስክትቀዘቅዝ ነው ሚጠብቀው.

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At one point in time, blinking during a photograph was a very expensive mistake.

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