Cigarette companies end up killing their best customers.

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Habesha guys don't chat they interview

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Thankfully, dogs don’t know we’re made of bones.

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It kinda sucks to think about all the trees we kill every day just to wipe our butts

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God is good

ልጅ እያለሁ ጀምሮ ሚኒስቴር ዴኤታ መሆን ነበር ምፈልገው

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Airbenders could bend farts

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No one :

ሞባይሉን የተበላ ሰው ፡

"እኔ እኮ sim ኡ ነው እንጂ..."
"እኔ እኮ file ኡ ነው እንጂ.... "

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What do you say when something hits your toe in front of your crush?

አይ ግር’ጣቴ

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Sometimes i wonder if all this is happening because i didn't forward that message to 10 people.

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Money is poor.

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The ultimate sign of self confidence is not listening to your voice messages after you sent them.

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Life's too short to hold grudges.

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Have i not destroyed my enemy when I made him into my friend?

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Kids are sweet and adorable until you have to look after them

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There are significantly more resources available to help homeless pets than there are for homeless people.

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Q: How did the black guy escape prison?
A: He unscrewed all of the light-bulbs.
Q: How did he get caught?
A: He smiled.

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Unskippable 5 sec ads feel longer than skippable ads.

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A police officer arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states


Solid, liquid and gas

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Barcelona ain’t having dinner tonight

They 8-2 much

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