Only habesha girls will hold a grudge against a male actor because of what he did in movie.

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Me with my therapist*

Me: Breathes*
Mytherapist: Ahaaaaa
Me: Hmmmmmmmm
Mytherapist: Ahhaaaaa, so see you next week.

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You know you're broke when you type *807# bye default to recharge your balance.

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*Standing on the verge of mountain
Person:hello
Echoes:hello,hello,hello
Person:wuuuuhuuuu
Echoes:wuuuhuuu,wuuuhuuu,wuuuuhuuuu
Person:I love you
Echoes:

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My girl is so hot : ሾርባ ስትበላ ሾርባው እሷ እስክትቀዘቅዝ ነው ሚጠብቀው.

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At one point in time, blinking during a photograph was a very expensive mistake.

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Pride kills and You are telling me to swallow my pride?

Do you want me to die?

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If your birthday is 9 months from your dad's birthday

Just know your mom used you as a birthday gift 😂

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Cigarette companies end up killing their best customers.

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Habesha guys don't chat they interview

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Thankfully, dogs don’t know we’re made of bones.

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It kinda sucks to think about all the trees we kill every day just to wipe our butts

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God is good

ልጅ እያለሁ ጀምሮ ሚኒስቴር ዴኤታ መሆን ነበር ምፈልገው

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Airbenders could bend farts

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No one :

ሞባይሉን የተበላ ሰው ፡

"እኔ እኮ sim ኡ ነው እንጂ..."
"እኔ እኮ file ኡ ነው እንጂ.... "

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What do you say when something hits your toe in front of your crush?

አይ ግር’ጣቴ

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Sometimes i wonder if all this is happening because i didn't forward that message to 10 people.

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Money is poor.

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The ultimate sign of self confidence is not listening to your voice messages after you sent them.

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Life's too short to hold grudges.

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