maths class is like watching Chinese movie without subnoscripts.
2 types of parenting
1,if you do not study, you will end up like that beggar
2, if you study well, you will able to make a better world for him.
1,if you do not study, you will end up like that beggar
2, if you study well, you will able to make a better world for him.
her: OMG! i lost 5 pounds... i'm so proud of my self
me: how? did you remove the makeup from your face?
me: how? did you remove the makeup from your face?
The best alarm clock in the world is your mom. ask her to wake up at 7, she will wake you up at 6 saying it's 8.
dad: i want you pass exam this time
son: i will pass with full grades
dad: you jocking?
son: who started first?
son: i will pass with full grades
dad: you jocking?
son: who started first?
doctor: your case is quite complicated.
patient: why? whats happened?
doctor: you got a disease from the chapter which i left as optional during my studies
patient: why? whats happened?
doctor: you got a disease from the chapter which i left as optional during my studies
brain are amazing, it works 24 hours a day from the day we born... and stops when we are taking EXAM or FALL IN LOVE.
how boys google:
PC overheated solutions?
how girls google:
my PC is overheated how do i get it cool down because this PC is my life?
PC overheated solutions?
how girls google:
my PC is overheated how do i get it cool down because this PC is my life?
An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology, Criminology?"
The boat guy said, "No. i don't know any of these."
The tourist then said, "What the hell do you know on the face of earth? you will due of illiteracy!"
The boat guy said nothing.
after a while the boat developed a fault and start sinking. The boatman the asked the tourist, "Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?"
The tourist said, "No!"
The boat guy replied, "well today you will Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology. i will not helpology and you will Dielogy because of your Badmouthology."
The boat guy said, "No. i don't know any of these."
The tourist then said, "What the hell do you know on the face of earth? you will due of illiteracy!"
The boat guy said nothing.
after a while the boat developed a fault and start sinking. The boatman the asked the tourist, "Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?"
The tourist said, "No!"
The boat guy replied, "well today you will Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology. i will not helpology and you will Dielogy because of your Badmouthology."
You Know Somebody Means A Lot To You When Their Mood Affects How You Feel.
waiter: how would you like to pay?
waiter: visa,MasterCard,PayPal?
me:ጭማድ
waiter: visa,MasterCard,PayPal?
me:ጭማድ
It's easier to stay up till 5:00 am than wake up at 5:00 am.
At some point we all stopped typing www. before a webpage and it still worked
Forever is a long time but i wouldn't mind spending it by your side💜
I wish i was there,or you were here,or we were elsewhere together 😍💜
Old people are either super sweet or huge assholes, there is no in between.