brain are amazing, it works 24 hours a day from the day we born... and stops when we are taking EXAM or FALL IN LOVE.

how boys google:
PC overheated solutions?
how girls google:
my PC is overheated how do i get it cool down because this PC is my life?

An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology, Criminology?"

The boat guy said, "No. i don't know any of these."

The tourist then said, "What the hell do you know on the face of earth? you will due of illiteracy!"

The boat guy said nothing.
after a while the boat developed a fault and start sinking. The boatman the asked the tourist, "Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?"

The tourist said, "No!"

The boat guy replied, "well today you will Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology. i will not helpology and you will Dielogy because of your Badmouthology."

You Know Somebody Means A Lot To You When Their Mood Affects How You Feel.

waiter: how would you like to pay?
waiter: visa,MasterCard,PayPal?
me:ጭማድ

It's easier to stay up till 5:00 am than wake up at 5:00 am.

At some point we all stopped typing www. before a webpage and it still worked

Forever is a long time but i wouldn't mind spending it by your side💜

I wish i was there,or you were here,or we were elsewhere together 😍💜

Old age does not come in just one day.
~ #African Proverb

Old people are either super sweet or huge assholes, there is no in between.

We never really consider eyebrows as facial hair.

"Whatever dream you are pursuing or going to be pursuing in life, pursue it well with all your heart and strength.

Be hungry for success. Do it passionately without holding back any talent.

Engage in it as if your entire life depends on it.
Do it consistently, persistently and patiently too.

There is always a reward if you don't relent in moving confidently in the direction of your dream.

Dream big, pursue your dream with hunger for success and make your dream a reality.

You deserve great success.🎯

#motivation

How Did I Fall in Love?

Have You Ever Met A Person Who At First Glance You're Not Attracted To...
But Then You Talk
And With Every Word,
Every Smile,
Every Laugh
They Become More Beautiful Until
You Can't Believe There Was A Moment You Didn't Think They Were?

I would have come with a remote if I was meant to be controlled!

I'm guessing you rich now ,
me buying all the lies you sold to me ,

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If someone calls an ambulance to save his life and that ambulance hit someone else, now should ambulance stop to save the person got hit?

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark;the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of light.

A girl was late for meeting with her bf.
Boy:Why so late?
Girl:Do you know that beautiful girls will be late all the time.
Boy:I know about it but why were you late?

Just a reminder:-Some girls are out there stalking their boyfriend’s girlfriend 😹