did you know? you can drink lava but only once.

her: OMG! i lost 5 pounds... i'm so proud of my self
me: how? did you remove the makeup from your face?

The best alarm clock in the world is your mom. ask her to wake up at 7, she will wake you up at 6 saying it's 8.

dad: i want you pass exam this time
son: i will pass with full grades
dad: you jocking?
son: who started first?

doctor: your case is quite complicated.
patient: why? whats happened?
doctor: you got a disease from the chapter which i left as optional during my studies

did you know Bruno mars is not from mars?

brain are amazing, it works 24 hours a day from the day we born... and stops when we are taking EXAM or FALL IN LOVE.

how boys google:
PC overheated solutions?
how girls google:
my PC is overheated how do i get it cool down because this PC is my life?

An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology, Criminology?"

The boat guy said, "No. i don't know any of these."

The tourist then said, "What the hell do you know on the face of earth? you will due of illiteracy!"

The boat guy said nothing.
after a while the boat developed a fault and start sinking. The boatman the asked the tourist, "Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?"

The tourist said, "No!"

The boat guy replied, "well today you will Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology. i will not helpology and you will Dielogy because of your Badmouthology."

You Know Somebody Means A Lot To You When Their Mood Affects How You Feel.

waiter: how would you like to pay?
waiter: visa,MasterCard,PayPal?
me:ጭማድ

It's easier to stay up till 5:00 am than wake up at 5:00 am.

At some point we all stopped typing www. before a webpage and it still worked

Forever is a long time but i wouldn't mind spending it by your side💜

I wish i was there,or you were here,or we were elsewhere together 😍💜

Old age does not come in just one day.
~ #African Proverb

Old people are either super sweet or huge assholes, there is no in between.

We never really consider eyebrows as facial hair.

"Whatever dream you are pursuing or going to be pursuing in life, pursue it well with all your heart and strength.

Be hungry for success. Do it passionately without holding back any talent.

Engage in it as if your entire life depends on it.
Do it consistently, persistently and patiently too.

There is always a reward if you don't relent in moving confidently in the direction of your dream.

Dream big, pursue your dream with hunger for success and make your dream a reality.

You deserve great success.🎯

#motivation

How Did I Fall in Love?

Have You Ever Met A Person Who At First Glance You're Not Attracted To...
But Then You Talk
And With Every Word,
Every Smile,
Every Laugh
They Become More Beautiful Until
You Can't Believe There Was A Moment You Didn't Think They Were?

I would have come with a remote if I was meant to be controlled!