When the naked pics don’t get enough likes they start suckin vegetable.
Going to the Mars is easier than staying friends with some one you have feelings for
There are two kinds of boys. Those that make sure not to do anything stupid when girls are around, and those that do as much stupid stuff as possible.
If a man slaps a woman, he’s a loser. If a woman slaps a man, he’s a loser.
Parents think it’s disrespectful when you don’t let them disrespect you
sometimes we feel that like love is the best thing that God created to the people, on the other hand we lose our mind, our self, all things with love. but that doesn't show love isn't good thing, life is a puzzle that we gotta solve.
A policeman stops a car...
Policeman: Whos car is this, where are you taking it and what do you do for a living?
Miner: Mine
Policeman: Whos car is this, where are you taking it and what do you do for a living?
Miner: Mine
Problem of this generation is it couldn't stop making stupid people famous.
Wife: "Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don't you do that?"
husband: "How can I ? I don't even know her."
husband: "How can I ? I don't even know her."
I met a girl in a taxi, I bought እርጎ & ቺብስ for her, we exchanged numbers, then i saw her saving my name as "TAXI እርጎ"😔
They say milk gives u strength! Drink 5 glasses of Milk n try moving a wall! You can't! But drink 5 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on its own.!
The most patient customers in the world are the ones buying condom, they will always be like: 'serve him first I'll wait...'😂