sometimes we feel that like love is the best thing that God created to the people, on the other hand we lose our mind, our self, all things with love. but that doesn't show love isn't good thing, life is a puzzle that we gotta solve.

lets play this or that questions

Dog or Cat
❎ ✅

phone call or text
◀️ ▶️

rich friend or loyal friend
🔸 🔹

Tablet or computer
🔴 🔵

walking alone or walking in a team
⏹ ⏺

A policeman stops a car...

Policeman: Whos car is this, where are you taking it and what do you do for a living?

Miner: Mine

I love you more than all the bees in sunflower field.

Problem of this generation is it couldn't stop making stupid people famous.

....She was a rainbow and he was colour blind.🌈

Wife: "Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don't you do that?"
husband: "How can I ? I don't even know her."

​​I met a girl in a taxi, I bought እርጎ & ቺብስ for her, we exchanged numbers, then i saw her saving my name as "TAXI እርጎ"😔

They say milk gives u strength! Drink 5 glasses of Milk n try moving a wall! You can't! But drink 5 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on its own.!

The most patient customers in the world are the ones buying condom, they will always be like: 'serve him first I'll wait...'😂

I thought being Ethiopian was stressful till i met an Arab called Saq Madik
How will he mention the name at job interviews?
Man: Your name
Guy: Saq Madik
Man: suck your what???
Guy: Madik

WhatsApp Group world cup!!
Egypt... left
Morocco...left
Saudi Arabia.... left
Spain.... Online
Japan... loading
Senegal....recording an audio
Russia....online
Uruguay....online
Nigeria.....typing
South Africa....last seen 2010!
Ethiopia.... blocked permanently! 😅

I stopped smoking weed the day I spent 30min looking for my phone under the bed using my phone flashlight😁

​​It is only in Ethiopia where a person locks a door with a key and then tries to open it with no key, just to make sure that it is really locked..😂

wanna play a game

Any one who can guess correctly the last two digits of the mobile card. that gonna be yours
9378 800 937 23__

answer: @bornfighter12