phone call or text
◀️ ▶️

rich friend or loyal friend
🔸 🔹

Tablet or computer
🔴 🔵

walking alone or walking in a team
⏹ ⏺

A policeman stops a car...

Policeman: Whos car is this, where are you taking it and what do you do for a living?

Miner: Mine

I love you more than all the bees in sunflower field.

Problem of this generation is it couldn't stop making stupid people famous.

....She was a rainbow and he was colour blind.🌈

Wife: "Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don't you do that?"
husband: "How can I ? I don't even know her."

​​I met a girl in a taxi, I bought እርጎ & ቺብስ for her, we exchanged numbers, then i saw her saving my name as "TAXI እርጎ"😔

They say milk gives u strength! Drink 5 glasses of Milk n try moving a wall! You can't! But drink 5 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on its own.!

The most patient customers in the world are the ones buying condom, they will always be like: 'serve him first I'll wait...'😂

I thought being Ethiopian was stressful till i met an Arab called Saq Madik
How will he mention the name at job interviews?
Man: Your name
Guy: Saq Madik
Man: suck your what???
Guy: Madik

WhatsApp Group world cup!!
Egypt... left
Morocco...left
Saudi Arabia.... left
Spain.... Online
Japan... loading
Senegal....recording an audio
Russia....online
Uruguay....online
Nigeria.....typing
South Africa....last seen 2010!
Ethiopia.... blocked permanently! 😅

I stopped smoking weed the day I spent 30min looking for my phone under the bed using my phone flashlight😁

​​It is only in Ethiopia where a person locks a door with a key and then tries to open it with no key, just to make sure that it is really locked..😂

wanna play a game

Any one who can guess correctly the last two digits of the mobile card. that gonna be yours
9378 800 937 23__

answer: @bornfighter12

1 min hurry up

ohh no one guessed the simplest number 😂😂 it is 00 and check it😂

Horny texting is worse than drunk texting because you are aware of your actions but just don’t care.