Philosophy drinking game: drink any time you believe you should drink, but you don't know it.

Seriously though, word of advice to teenagers: not caring about anything is about to become extremely lame.

It turns existential despair is actually pretty mild, all things considered.

To be fair philosophers are always wrong. It's just that everyone else is usually even more wrong so it evens out.

Western civilization has been a struggle between its two founding myths, Socrates (gay, horny, seek truth yourself) and Jesus (straight, not horny, believe what you are told).

Fun fact, Sartre only mentions "the meaning of life" once in Being and Nothingness, and it's in a different context (meaning as in interpretation). He doesn't mention hugeness at all, to my knowledge.

Simples arranged dead-wise, if you will.