To be fair philosophers are always wrong. It's just that everyone else is usually even more wrong so it evens out.

Western civilization has been a struggle between its two founding myths, Socrates (gay, horny, seek truth yourself) and Jesus (straight, not horny, believe what you are told).

Fun fact, Sartre only mentions "the meaning of life" once in Being and Nothingness, and it's in a different context (meaning as in interpretation). He doesn't mention hugeness at all, to my knowledge.

Simples arranged dead-wise, if you will.

How does Marx want to go back in time to save Rosa Luxemburg, when he died before she was even born, you ask? You fool. Marx never died. Marx will never die.

It was at that moment that Descartes decided to come out against pronouns.

I always thought the "analytic / continental divide" was poorly named, it's really the nerd/non-nerd divide.