Yes, stop spelling Brazil with a ZEE, it's Brasil with an ASS

No context

I promise I won't talk about politics or war or spread communist propaganda today

Extreme kinship.

*University percussion group begins drumming*

*National Guard soldiers marching in front of the Palácio da Liberdade*

Ladies, gentlemen and enbies, Your Imperial Majesty, Imperatrix Lyn I of House Voynich

Well, my dream today was a bad trip

The one good thing is that I developed a spell that lets me negate gravity by combining three small spells, that looked like glowing symbols on my hand

Also I was a "vampire" for some reason