I promise I won't talk about politics or war or spread communist propaganda today

Extreme kinship.

*University percussion group begins drumming*

*National Guard soldiers marching in front of the Palácio da Liberdade*

Ladies, gentlemen and enbies, Your Imperial Majesty, Imperatrix Lyn I of House Voynich

Well, my dream today was a bad trip

The one good thing is that I developed a spell that lets me negate gravity by combining three small spells, that looked like glowing symbols on my hand

Also I was a "vampire" for some reason

Well, I didn't bother with the sun. I also didn't need to suck blood. I could if I wanted

There was a guy going around stealing everything from everyone we walked by. When he stole from my mother I beat him up and told him to give back our stuff (only our stuff, he kept the other stuff he stole)

At one point I saw a TV showing an image of pokemons as vegetables, being overrun by vermin. It was a bit disgusting

It was then followed by a 50s style animation that went full surreal horror mode

It started as a woman fighting in a war, then she turned into a turtle wearing a ww1 steel helm

Then she turned into a pony. She had no rifle, the bullets just came out of her face. Ngl that was pretty funny