I promise I won't talk about politics or war or spread communist propaganda today

Extreme kinship.

*University percussion group begins drumming*

*National Guard soldiers marching in front of the Palácio da Liberdade*

Ladies, gentlemen and enbies, Your Imperial Majesty, Imperatrix Lyn I of House Voynich

Well, my dream today was a bad trip

The one good thing is that I developed a spell that lets me negate gravity by combining three small spells, that looked like glowing symbols on my hand

Also I was a "vampire" for some reason

Well, I didn't bother with the sun. I also didn't need to suck blood. I could if I wanted

There was a guy going around stealing everything from everyone we walked by. When he stole from my mother I beat him up and told him to give back our stuff (only our stuff, he kept the other stuff he stole)

At one point I saw a TV showing an image of pokemons as vegetables, being overrun by vermin. It was a bit disgusting

It was then followed by a 50s style animation that went full surreal horror mode

It started as a woman fighting in a war, then she turned into a turtle wearing a ww1 steel helm

Then she turned into a pony. She had no rifle, the bullets just came out of her face. Ngl that was pretty funny

Then her feet turned into tracks and she started running over other ponies. The camera panned upwards to show an aerial view of Ponyville, and that pony started demolishing the buildings