TIL in 2011 Abercrombie & Fitch offered Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino (from ‘Jersey Shore’) $10,000 not to wear the company's clothes because they felt it would cause “significant damage” to their image. [source, comments]

I do not know who this guy is but this is fun to me

If anyone is in the area and feels like getting punched pm me I could blow off some steam*

*not suitable for kink purposes as I have noodle arms and cannot punch properly

Thinking about all the pizzussies I never ate

Hornyposting

Fun science fact: people with cute propics are 350% more likely to commit war crimes than people with edgy propics

Living with me is literally

Another science fact: in Italy the Barbie movie comes out a day before the US.
That's because I personally do deserve watching it before everyone in the US

Related: Oppenheimer comes out weeks later cause they know I do not care about Nolan

Waking up is always terrible but today particularly so

Also it's always fun to me how you can drag me out of bed by showing me some coffee and making me follow it like I was a cartoon