Thinking about all the pizzussies I never ate

Hornyposting

Fun science fact: people with cute propics are 350% more likely to commit war crimes than people with edgy propics

Living with me is literally

Another science fact: in Italy the Barbie movie comes out a day before the US.
That's because I personally do deserve watching it before everyone in the US

Related: Oppenheimer comes out weeks later cause they know I do not care about Nolan

Waking up is always terrible but today particularly so

Also it's always fun to me how you can drag me out of bed by showing me some coffee and making me follow it like I was a cartoon

Imagine having to shit real bad
You have to take a dna test
You accidentally find out you're intersex
You gotta shit your pants :(

I hate everyone today and your cousin specifically

I am surrounded by people who chat. In the morning. Gingerly. Like it was normal