Living with me is literally

Another science fact: in Italy the Barbie movie comes out a day before the US.
That's because I personally do deserve watching it before everyone in the US

Related: Oppenheimer comes out weeks later cause they know I do not care about Nolan

Waking up is always terrible but today particularly so

Also it's always fun to me how you can drag me out of bed by showing me some coffee and making me follow it like I was a cartoon

Imagine having to shit real bad
You have to take a dna test
You accidentally find out you're intersex
You gotta shit your pants :(

I hate everyone today and your cousin specifically

I am surrounded by people who chat. In the morning. Gingerly. Like it was normal

The irony of making a public test to teach students with disabilities or learning difficulties and then telling the people doing the test: "Look, you cannot move for at least one hour. No matter if you're done, just act like a neurotipical person and STAY STILL"

Also big anime MC moment for me today cause we were like 600 people and I was the only one with hair coloured in a weird way