Being currently unemployed, I decided to further my misery by going to the gym 4x a week and started seeing a nutritionist.

He’s very good but he is also very geared towards athletes, and the thing about athletes is that often they don’t eat, they feed.

(Shoutout to my friend V who candidly said to me “I just toss my chicken in boiling water along the rice, so I can use just one pot”)

And now, chewing on my protein bar after downing my pre-workout pills, I ask: what have I become

Since when I’m a fucking jock???

Sorry, I’m ESL and this has Not happened to me in a long time but i have to ask

What the Fuck does this mean

I’m like the last one to the party but it was such a treat

Ngl, getting real tired of megacorporations saying saving the planet it’s on YOU, random citizen! If you cook your pasta with the gas on you are WASTING RESOURCES. It will be YOUR FAULT, as if they are not still doing irreparable damage a thousand times worse every minute.