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Spilling a cup of uncooked rice would be worse than spilling a cup of cooked rice.

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Old memes correct usage (like Bad Luck Brian, Pepperidge Farmer, etc.) is perfect as a tool to detect AI bots, considering they can't understand context, sarcasm and human internal jokes.

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In "How The Grinch Stole Christmas", one explanation is that "his shoes were too tight", however he is almost never seen wearing shoes.

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I’ve spent hours judging strangers' houses on Google Street View, yet the idea of a stranger randomly dropping in front of my house to judge me feels like a total invasion of privacy.

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It is quite likely that within 100 meters / 300 feet of you there is a screwdriver.

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AI killed the idea that “if you didn’t record it, nobody would believe you.”

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You don’t know your own name until someone tells you.

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Since most people are right-side dominant, most people use their right foot on the first step of a staircase, and that side is consistently going to squeak first as the step wears out.

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The single greatest privilege is to be able to wake your loved ones from a nightmare by assuring them that in real life, they're completely safe.

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Deja-vu is very similar to an optical illusion, but with time instead of 3D space.

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In CA, the dollar value at which theft becomes a felony is $950. This means that due to inflation, the bar for becoming a felon gets lower every year.

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It’s possible that Rice Krispy Treats are the only reason Rice Krispies cereal is still being made.

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Architecture made by animals in fiction often incorporates either their body parts or stereotypical food (like bone or paw motifs in dog architecture), but that never happens in real life.

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You only realize how loud modern life is when the power goes out.

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Mall Santas must get sick a lot.

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The Most Humble Person in the World would never believe they were.

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The more the world moves towards a cashless economy, the harder it becomes for an average person to participate in money laundering.

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East and west aren’t opposite destinations, they’re the same place, just reached by different distances.

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If you think money buys happiness, that means you still have hope.

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Old movies that tried to depict the future look older - for today's standards - than the regular ones.

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AI should refer to itself as “we” instead of “I” since it’s essentially a hive mind with multiple iterations.

https://redd.it/1ptm6pu