The single greatest privilege is to be able to wake your loved ones from a nightmare by assuring them that in real life, they're completely safe.

https://redd.it/1pram47

Deja-vu is very similar to an optical illusion, but with time instead of 3D space.

https://redd.it/1pr840z

In CA, the dollar value at which theft becomes a felony is $950. This means that due to inflation, the bar for becoming a felon gets lower every year.

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It’s possible that Rice Krispy Treats are the only reason Rice Krispies cereal is still being made.

https://redd.it/1prsem0

Architecture made by animals in fiction often incorporates either their body parts or stereotypical food (like bone or paw motifs in dog architecture), but that never happens in real life.

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You only realize how loud modern life is when the power goes out.

https://redd.it/1ps6qgr

Mall Santas must get sick a lot.

https://redd.it/1ps2t2f

The Most Humble Person in the World would never believe they were.

https://redd.it/1psgu05

The more the world moves towards a cashless economy, the harder it becomes for an average person to participate in money laundering.

https://redd.it/1psp1x1

East and west aren’t opposite destinations, they’re the same place, just reached by different distances.

https://redd.it/1psn4qy

If you think money buys happiness, that means you still have hope.

https://redd.it/1ptccs0

Old movies that tried to depict the future look older - for today's standards - than the regular ones.

https://redd.it/1ptizrs

AI should refer to itself as “we” instead of “I” since it’s essentially a hive mind with multiple iterations.

https://redd.it/1ptm6pu

Not having a back-up plan for foggy Christmas eves aside from Rudolph’s red nose is pretty stupid.

https://redd.it/1ptwebz

The song "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" portrays Santa as a strict authoritarian against outward displays of negative emotion, teaching children that they should bottle those away.

https://redd.it/1pty0li

Seeing color is one of the most subjective experiences in zoology.

https://redd.it/1pu6xwi

What if Q-Tips are called Q-Tips because the Q looks like a tiny ear with a stick poking into it as a hidden product demo disguised as a letter.

https://redd.it/1pua7ls

Very few people can actually keep their watch 5 minutes fast any more.

https://redd.it/1puai51

Frosty probably had to hurry on his way because the traffic cop was chasing after him.

https://redd.it/1pv3t8j

On most family trees, you can tell where kids hung ornaments by the clusters and the height of the branches.

https://redd.it/1pvesva

The number 68 is quite literally the forgotten middle child.

https://redd.it/1pvuozj