🎃 Pumpkin showdown!

Several versions made — now it’s up to the community.

😯😯😯

🐇 District Clash: bonuses balance update

Time to rethink builds — several bonuses have been tweaked.

👈 What’s changed:

🩸 DRAIN HACK — Lifesteal 2, Cooldown 2
💧NUMB VIAL — +8 max HP, Priority, -1 Damage
🥶 FREEZE GUN — Cooldown 3: opponent has 100% Jam
🤯 HOOD COVER — Blitz: +6 max HP, Last act: -4 max HP
🔫 MAGNUM — add +Priority
🍾BERSERK VIAL — gain +3 Damage, Combo: -3 Damage
💪 TRAINING — +1 Damage, +1 max HP
🔫 UZI — 50% Jam, Dexterity 1, -1 Damage
🔫 AKIMBO — removed -max HP

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🐈‍⬛️ District Clash — loadout update

👈 Each mercenary can now be equipped with bonuses.
👈 The new prep screen shows the whole squad at once.
👈 Player ranks are now visible before each match.

The update makes team building faster and more intuitive.

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🧟‍♂️ Bankenstein — guardian of Swiss gold

Once, in a snowy Alpine village, there lived a humble vault guard named Hans. He was a true giant — over two meters tall, with greenish skin and a heavy, silent gaze that made even the calmest visitors break into a cold sweat.

No one really knew where he came from. At the bank, people whispered: Hans was the result of a classified experiment by Swiss scientists — engineered to protect the national gold reserves ❤️

Hans was flawless. He didn’t sleep, didn’t eat, and never left his post. But time passed. The vaults emptied. Reports became more valuable than security. Eventually, all the gold was moved to a newer, more “technological” facility. The old vault was sealed.

And Hans was simply told: “Your services are no longer required.”

🤩 That’s when Bankenstein was born

Left with no purpose, no orders, no uniform — he became something else. Not a guard, but a shadow of the system. A ghost of order, abandoned by the world it once served.

Now he wanders from city to city, drawn to places where the stench of corruption becomes too strong to ignore. Lurking outside shady exchange booths. In the alleys near “financial advisor” offices. At the doors of funds still open — but whose books are already going dark.

He no longer protects gold.
Bankenstein now guards something far rarer:
financial justice 🖤

@cubesonthewater_bot

😘 District Clash x REP: two lootboxes for reputation

In the new collab with REP, every District Clash player can receive 1 Breach Box and 1 Common Box for the highest reputation level.

💎 Check REP level

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👨‍💻 Ranked Season #3 has started in District Clash!

All players who reached the PUNK rank last season have already received an SBT with the updated design.

💎 And next week, a major update is coming. Stay tuned!

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🍂 The cubes can feel the approach of autumn

The last month of summer, but the map is already rustling with red leaves, drawing you in with the warm light of lanterns, and ‘’smelling’’ of a cozy silence.

☕️ Time for some cocoa, a blanket…and one more match.

🐇 District Clash: major gameplay update

Before each match, the player selects 4 mercs from 8 random options. The remaining 4 go to reserve and become available if fewer than two districts are under control.

🌉 Roulette now works differently.

Each round gives 4 bonuses, and rerolls are disabled. Bonuses can be re-equipped before every round (up to 4 per turn, as long as they’re available in the garage).

This update reduces randomness and makes loadout building more predictable.

💙 UI update: HP and DMG are now shown with icons.

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🌉 ‘’Doctor Mendosa’s secret chemical research has broken out into the wild’’

Each bonus now contains a piece of the story. It’s the first step toward uncovering the lore. Over time, more fragments will appear, and squad members will gain a full understanding of why they fight in District Clash.

🧘‍♂️ While players collect pieces of the story, the team is working on new mercs.
Any ideas on who should join the squad?

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🐇 District Clash: bonuses balance update

👁 ADAPT — removed -1 max HP penalty
🩹 BANDAGES — +3 max HP
🧪 COURAGE VIAL — removed -1 max HP penalty
🪤 TRAP — Last Act: 5 damage

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🐇 District Clash x MemHustle: lootboxes for completing missions

💎 As part of the collaboration with MemHustle, every District Clash player can get 2 lootboxes and an extra bonus for completing three simple missions.

Rewards are available to both new and returning players.

🎮 Claim rewards in MemHustle

🔥 Two new mercenaries will appear on the arena soon!

👨‍💻 Meanwhile, players have a chance to guess who will appear on the arena next and receive a Breach Box.The reward will go to those who correctly name the mercenaries.

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🐇 District Clash x Tonkeeper: 170 $PUNK for completing quests

As part of the collab with Tonkeeper, every District Clash player can receive 170 $PUNK for completing all available quests.

💎 How to start playing: Open Tonkeeper → “Browser” tab → “Fun” section, and it’s ready.

🚀 PUNK is just one click away. Let’s clash.

💙 Major mercenary update in District Clash

A new ‘’Mercenaries’’ tab just dropped in the main menu, and it brings a bunch of new features!

👈 Mercs can now be leveled up to level 8;
👈 XP is earned from wins and defeated enemy mercs;
👈 Each level adds bonuses: HP, max damage, initiative;
👈 All mercs now have 5 bonus slots by default;
👈 The sixth slot unlocks at level 3.

❤️ In the ‘’Mercenaries’’ tab, you can now select up to 4 fighters who will always appear at the start of the match.

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🐇 Rule #1: Don’t talk about the new mercs in District Clash

🚬 No one talks about Need2Sleep
🚬 No one talks about Marla
😎 And definitely no one talks about Tyler

🐇 Early-Season Patch in District Clash

😎 Now leveling is available not only through grind, but also with Stars and $PUNK.

🚬 At maximum level 8, a merc gets: +4 HP, +1 slot, +1 initiative, +1 max damage.

🚬 Paid matches have been removed and replaced with a unified ranked matchmaking system. One queue to clash them all.

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🐶 New drop from District Clash: Gorillaz Pack

🧟‍♂️ — Murdoc Niccals
🚬 — 2D
👾 — Noodle
🖤 — Russel Hobbs

🌌 Demon Days are back in District Clash

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