It's a real accomplishment to mess up a ravioli recipe badly enough that the resulting incident touches all four quadrants of the NFPA hazard diamond.

This projection distorts both area and direction, but preserves Melbourne.

Our experiment will be expensive, but we believe it will produce important spin-offs, especially if we manage to hit the sun from the right angle.

Disney lore: Canonically, because of how Elsa's abiogenesis powers work, Olaf is an RNA-only organism.

You do have to be careful, though--sometimes, instead of water, you hit this free fuel that you can sell for a lot of money instead.

We were disappointed that the rocket didn't make a THOOOONK noise when it went into the tube, but we're setting up big loudspeakers for future launches to add the sound effect.

Though they do appreciate how much he improved the heating system for the flame pit.

"One popular strategy is to enter an emotional spiral. Could that be the right approach? We contacted several researchers who are experts in emotional spirals to ask them, but none of them were in a state to speak with us."

These rocks are from a time before eyes, brains, and bones, pieces of a land warmed by an unseen sun.

"10 minutes ago we were down to only 2 0s!" "How many do we have now?" "I ... don't know!!"

There's a maximum likelihood that I'm doing phylogenetics wrong.

They had BETTER make this a sample return mission.

Dinosaur Cosmics

The real key was inventing the windmill-powered winch.

Sometimes, you have to sacrifice pieces to gain the advantage. Sometimes, to advance ... you have to fall back.

Look, you can't complain about this after giving us so many scenarios involving N locked chests and M unlabeled keys.

We also should really have checked that the old water tower was disconnected from the water system before we started filling it with compressed air.

Our sysadmin accidentally won a Nobel Prize while trying to debug neutrino oscillation error correction.

Hmm, they won't do in-flight delivery, so let's order a new first and second stage to our emergency landing site and then try to touch down on top of them to save time.

The growth rate of items per day may may seem absurd, but it's actually much less than the acceleration in the 12 Days of Christmas song.